So raise your hand if you think this year’s presentation of the greatest gridiron epic saga ever sold was an absolute borefest?
Normally this wouldn’t be a problem as the Super Bowl in recent years has been about as exciting as the Pro Bowl (maybe the NFL should switch it back so they play the Pro Bowl AFTER the Super Bowl). However, this year the commercials seemed like total duds, and did not make sitting through the excrutiating 3 hours just to see who would show up any better.
Even so, here is our annual list of the top ten ads that we thought stood out among the rest.
10. Audi: “Commander”
This was a sentimental tear jerker as it invoked memories of a time when we were all racing towards the moon, and of course, the ultimate Starman himself, David Bowie.
9. Jeep “4x4ever” and “Portaits”
So we have a tie (and you know how we love ties here at GeekGirl World) between the two Jeep commercials celebrating 75 years of this rugged vehicle that has accompanied us into victory during war time, and led us into many adventures.
8. Pokemon #Pokemon20
Wow. Pokemon turns 20 this year! Can you believe it? Neither could I, but you better catch ’em all!
7. Amazon Echo #BaldwinBowl
There aint no party like a Baldwin party because Baldwin parties have Missy Elliott dropping her new single Pep Rally! And Dan Marino and Alec Baldwin doing “Who’s better/Who’s best.”
6. Advocados from Mexico #AvosInSpace
Advocados in space. That is it, that is all. Plus Scott Baio, but who’s counting that?
5. Taco Bell “Bigger than…”
One word: Quesalupa. Just let that marinate in your brain because Taco Bell has invented a new reason to buy some Pepto-Bismol. Of course, I will be eating these every day until they come up with their next invention. Oh…and then there’s George Takei!
4. Skittles “Portait” with Steven Tyler
Rock the Rainbow. Taste the Rainbow. When you have Steven Tyler, what better way to do both?! Guess what? You can bid on the actual Skittles portrait here with proceeds going to Janie’s Fund.
3. Snickers “Marilyn”
Snickers exposing an age old truth; that there was no good reason to film Marilyn on that subway grate. Hell, I would have been crankier than Willem Dafoe too!
2. Budweiser #GiveADamn
Helen Mirren letting us all know why she is the Queen of Everything, and how one should look at 70! Also, #GiveADamn, because drunk driving is for complete wastes of space, and Helen Mirren said so!
1. Doritos “Ultrasound”
As a person who has had a baby and loves Doritos, all I can say is that this commercial is scary and could possibly happen! Because, I couldn’t imagine anyone not liking Doritos. Even unborn children!
Let us know if your favorite made the cut! And no, Puppy Monkey Baby is not on this list, because it was just creepy as fuck!